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When I was growing up my mother always made brushing teeth funny - she sang to "Row, Row, Row Your Boat" and put in these words: Brush, brush, brush your teeth, Brush them up and down, Over and under and everywhere else, I hope that you don't frown (or I hope you're not a clown, or I hope that you don't drown, or some silly something that rhymed - it was fun to think those up with her) AK ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ You better watch out because here come Rudolf with that shiny red nose, and if your ever lost , he will find you with his nose, And his prancy little Hooves, oh He will see you when your dreaming. Cotton candy and gift of puppies and kitties and hot coco…, oh forgoodness sake don't forget santa because he thng children were sitting in a circle with their teacher. The teacher was asking them all questions: "Davy, what noise does a cow make?" "It goes moo." "Alice, what noise does a cat make?" "It goes meow." "Jamie, what sound does a lamb make?" "It goes baaa." "Jennifer, what sound does a mouse make?" "Ummm... It goes click!" -- submitted by Kirstin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock knock Whose there? little old lady little old lady who? I did not know you can yodel! -- From Devin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock! Who's There? Joan. Joan Who? Joan call us, we'll call you. -- From Tina ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A Sunday School teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem. A small child replied: "They couldn't get a baby-sitter." -- SP ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Years ago, when a small child, I learned a lesson in Sunday school, and it must have meant a lot to me, because I went right home to my room and took out my little chair I had, and went to my younger sister and offered it to her, stating "Chair what you have." Teacher asks Tom: "Where can we find the Red Sea?" Tom answers: "Well, there's one at the top of my last test paper." -- from Tammy ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Clever Come-Back: One of the teen skaters encountered her coach on one of his bad days, in which he commented "your dress is really ugly" - and she didn't get upset, but rather shot right back at him "It's a good thing you don't like it, since you don't have to worry about wearing it!" That put a stop to his mood! -- C ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A friend of mine used to think this was the "Pledge of Allegiance" and didn't understand why he was required to say it daily in school. "I lead the pigeons to the flag, of the United States of America, and to John Q. Public, for which it stands, one carnation, under God, invisible, with liberty and justice for all." -- KP ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Oh-oh! This little boy must be a terror! In signing up my little one for Kindergarten I had to fill out papers while she went to talk and pre-test with the teacher. There were 3 classes doing the same thing, so there were 3 sets of parents filling out the forms. One of the boys testing in another class was brought in by his dad, who was filling out the forms. When it got to the section which asked for an explanation of "discipline problems", the dad thought for a moment and decided to write (and mumbled the same): "They're yours now." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "I'm an ice skater, and when I do one of my jumps, the lutz, and screw it up, my mom calls it a flutz!" -- Submitted by NE ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "A man in a band had a pan in his hand, But the pan was so grand that the man had to stand." -- Written by 1st grader me (Pauliina Nygren), many years ago ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What type of soap do you use on a dog? Shampoodle! -- Submitted by 6 year old AKR ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Do you know what I used to call my binky when I was a baby? A "wa-wa" - I have no idea why, but it sounds pretty funny now! -- Submitted by AR ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What do you get when you cross a rooster, and a curly dog? A cockapoodledoo! -- Submitted by Ann P. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Little Charlie (a girl) missed her dance class, so she went to make it up on another day. When she came out, she was so bummed out and her mom tried to ask her why, to which she just answered "I'm tired." So, thinking that made sense, she let go of it. But the dance instructor came out and asked how Charlie was doing, and said she asked three times in class "Is this a make-up class?" to which the instructor answered "yes." But at the 3rd time, Charlie added to her question "Then where is the lipstick?" Of course, there was none, so Charlie became bummed out, poor thing! -- Submitted by Charlie's Mom ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ With spending so much time at the ice rink (since my little 6 year old is quite a special skater and competes), I run into lots of different moods, situations, sportsmanship problems, and more. We do notice the lack of many male skaters – it just doesn't have the same appeal as hockey does, I'm afraid, and for the most part it appears it's due to false perceptions and teasing. One mom today told me how they helped her son stay in it, as he loves it so much: they bought him a t-shirt which says: "If Figure Skating Was Easy, It Would Be Called 'Hockey'" -- from Tim's mom ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A mom got all concerned when her little 4 year old asked her what a "wee-wee" was. The mom took a breathe, then told her daughter about the way a boy is made and how his parts are different, trying to be delicate. After all that, her daughter looked very confused. She said "I don't understand what that has to do with Madeline" - turns out she wanted to know what "oui oui" meant! -- anonymous ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Mom told me this: In Mom's class, there was another mom who was upset that her son had crunched her car into another car in a parking lot. The discussion had been about not to tell kids "don't do" whatever because kids hear the part after the "don't" and not necessarily the "don't" part. The mom asked what CAN she say to her son if she can't say "don't drive." The class teacher told her she should say "drive safely." The mom's mouth flew open, she looked shocked, and she said "but he's only 12!" -- from Jessica ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ See MORE kid's quotes here! SixFlags - Buy Tickets Online and Save! Six Flags Amusement Parks - Fun For the Whole Family! Search for whatever you are looking for on Google below. 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