Kid's Quotes, Jokes - "Kids Say the Cutest Things!"

Hey Kids! Do you have a great saying or quote or poem you wrote, or a joke you like a lot, or something your mom or dad says to you that you love or think is funny? Email your poems and quotes here! and we'll post them here.

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In preschool, the 3 year olds were asked, "What does snow turn into when it melts?" One little redheaded girl said, "Grass!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A 3 year old listened to the story of "Clifford, the Big Red Dog." On the way home he asked his mother "Mommy, is God bigger than Clifford?" - from OFLC ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Why did the clown eat his dollar bill? It was his lunch money! - from D.K. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Why do birds fly south in the winter? It's too far to walk. - from K.E. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Tonight the kids at dance were all getting their pictures taken for the yearly photo shoot. One group was having trouble getting the smiles on (seemed kind of late for some). The instructor popped out of her dance class to see why that group was taking so long. She told them to get with it and smile. Once tried not to and so the instructor said "Smile - those braces were expensive and your mom wants to see them!" And the girl could not help but crack up at that, and they got the picture (since everyone else was chuckling, too). ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ At church, Pastor was trying to see which kids got an "A" for certain behaviors, mimicking school grades. He asked if they knew what it meant to get an "A" and when he asked "What does it mean when you get a C?" One little girl raised her hand and proclaimed "it means you have to go live in the ocean!" - submitted by a mom who heard it all ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Nathan has submitted several entries - all below: What did Tiger say when he looked in the toilet? Pooh!!! A teenage boy was cleaning the gutters. The ladder fell and he was hanging by the gutter. His brother called from his date and said "What you doing bro just hanging around?!" What's a french fries worst day? Friday! What sandwich does Superman like? A hero! Fred and Frankie were dead on the floor with glass and water shattered all around them. How did they die? They were fish they fell out of there boat! What did the fish say when he banged into the wall? oh,dam! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ We Dance Because We Can't Fly. That is my Quote! I made it up myself:) Submitted by Ciera ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ See MORE kid's quotes here! SixFlags - Buy Tickets Online and Save! Six Flags Amusement Parks - Fun For the Whole Family! Sittercity Sitter Search Enter your zipcode to find a babysitter in your area: Zip Code Search for whatever you are looking for on Google below. Enter your search terms Submit search form   Web doubleii.com abetterlife.net advancelawsuitfunding.com Double ii's Services 303-349-7096 Mailing Address: P.O. 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